Now, that's just Not Necassary...posted Jun 26th 2008, 9:27PM
Mood: Blah
Music: monks singing in backround..
Okay, so, I GOT THE JOB!
Well, um, technically I didn't turn in my job applicatin on time, so I originally DIDN'T get the job, but somebody chickened out and said that they, "[Couldn't) decicate [themselves] to cleaning a school for five days a week. Everyday in the Summer."
So they chickened out. And, working as a school janitor isn't all that bad. I mean, it's REALLY FUN, with the occassional soap/spunge fights, the continuous rock music, and the entertaining pecularness of a fellow co-worker, I mean, COME ON.
SOOOOOOOOOOOO... Enough about how I got there, I wanna tell you all THE EXITING THINGS I did today:
- First, I gotta introduce everybody.
My boss is a big guy. But all the 'secrataries' call him "A Big Teddy Bear" because he's (suposedly) really gentle. He's got LOTS a tatoos, and he really reminds me of the lead singer in Coheed and Cambria. To protect privacy, he's gonna be called C&C.
The other guy on my crew has the same name as me, so that would make him Jason. He's really quiet, except for the occasional whisper of 'sunuvabitch' or 'f**k' when he can't lift something.
Another crew member, named 'Monica' (she's my favorite), is the very pecular one. She doesn't freak me out, but I don't become amused when she asks me something like, "Do you guys mind if I talk to myself?" Of course, I answered "no." simply. But then I thoguht, "Well, that's wierd. Ugh, she's just probably used to herself doin' that when she's alone,
I guess." Then, she puts her headphones on, and I don't hear anything. A near twenty minutes later, I start to hear little mumbles coming from her, and they're hardly - no, not at all - audible. When I get closer to her, she's speaking another language. And then it hit me. "OH MY GOD, SHE'S LISTENING TO A 'HOW-TO-SPEAK-JAPANESE REEL!" I hope. Or she's just like that. It didn't freak me out or anything, I actually thought it was kinda cute. In a, wierd sxyzafrenic-kinda way.
The other one, who I haven't even learned her name yet is new. She's really nice, and for some reason, her alibi's gonna be OOMBABA. Don't ask. But here's the thing: Whenever she speaks, it's in Engish, but it sounds like Spanish-Portugese, or somethin' like that.
So I guess a buntcha my co-workers are bylengual...
9. Hand on your waist
I love you to much to let you go
Article 2:
The Three Steps
1. Girls:
If any guys gets fresh with you, slap him.
2. Guys
If any girl slaps you, her intentions are still good.
3.Guys & Girls
Close your eyes when kissing, it is rude to stare.
Article 3:
The Commandments
1.Thou shall not squeeze too hard.
2.Thou shall not ask for a kiss, but take one..
3.Thou shall kiss at every opportunity.
Here are a few reasons
why guys like girls:
1.They will always smell good
even if its just shampoo
2. The way their heads always
find the right spot on our shoulder
3. How cute they look when they sleep
4. The ease in which they fit into our arms
5. The way they kiss you and all of a sudden
everything is right in the world
6. How cute they are when they eat
7. The way they take hours
to get dressed but in the end
it makes it all worth while
8.Because they are always warm
even when its minus 30 outside
9. The way they look good
no matter what they wear
10. The way they fish for compliments
even though you both know that you
think she's the most beautiful thing on this earth
11. How cute they are when they argue
12. The way her hand always finds yours
13.The way they smile
14. The way you feel when you see their name
on the call ID after you just had a big fight
15. The way she says 'lets not fight anymore'
even though you know that an hour later....
16. The way they kiss when
you do something nice for them
17.The way they kiss you when you say
'I love you'
18. Actually ...
just the way they kiss you...
19. The way they fall into your arms when they cry
20. Then the way they apologize
for crying over something that silly
21.
The way they hit you and expect it to hurt
22.
Then the way they apologize when it does hurt.
(even though we don't admit it)!
23. The way they say 'I miss you'
24. The way you miss them
25. The way their tears make you want to
change the world so that it
doesn't hurt her anymore..... Yet
regardless if you love them, hate them,
wish they would die or know that you would die
without them ... it matters not.
Because once in your life,
whatever they were to the world
they become everything to you.
When you look them in the eyes,
traveling to the depths of their souls
and you say a million things without trace of
a sound, you know that your own life
is inevitable consumed within the rhythmic beatings
of her very heart. We love them for a million
reasons, No paper would do it justice.
It is a thing not of the mind
but of the heart. A feeling. Only felt.
This chain started in 1887.
It is a love chain letter...
In an hour you are supposed to send it to
25 people. It is easy, just look into
chat rooms and find them. Anyway,
send it to 25 people in 1 hour.
Now here comes the fun part. You then say
the name of the person you like or love
and then the person will say 'I love you,' or
'Will you go out with me?' Tomorrow!
NO JOKE!!!
THE CONSEQUENCES i miss you kyle....Joanna
The consequences are:
If you break the chain letter, you will have bad luck
in future relationships. If you don't break the chain,
then you will be a happy camper!!!
CONGRATULATIONS!!!
You have been chosen to participate
in the LONGEST and the
LUCKIEST chain letter on
the Internet! Once you read,
this letter you must
IMMEDIATELY
(meaning within the hour)
be sent to 25 people
After you send it, make a wish
and it will come TRUE!
DONT WAIT FOR A CERTAIN TIME
TO SEND IT........ REMEMBER,
IT MUST BE SENT TO
25 PEOPLE WITHIN 1 HOUR,
OR YOUR WISH WILL NOT COME
TRUE! If THIS CHAIN LETTER IS
CONTINUED UNTIL THE YEAR 2010,
IT WILL BE PLACED IN
THE GUINNESS BOOK
OF WORLD RECORDS!
NONononononononnono! I just haven't any time to go on the computer.... Are you back?!?!!? Can I call you RIGHT NOW!!!>!>!>?!?!?!!? Hope you had/are having a good time at camping.
Oh yeah. Here's my new account. It's not personal,it's promotional, so don't say anything like "are you mad at me :["... Yeah... Sorry, but you can't just put all that on this account.. Yeah....
lol, alright, i get that your not mad at me. and no, your not sounding rude at all. but dude, seriously i need to talk to you liek tomorrow or the day after. its a long story but i need emotional support:[
CALL ME NOW!!! I DON"T CARE HOW LATE IT IS (UM... ACTUALLY I DO, DON'T CALL BEFORE 12:30PM AND NO LATEER THAN 4:30PM BECAUSE OF MY JOB AND BAND BOOT CAMP.
hOW'S aLEXA? eVEN THOUGHT i DON' KNOW WHO SHE IS?!?!? call me now!!!!! yEAH... cAPS lOCK is on....
i cant call you i need to talk to drew. alexa is his ex of two years and one of my friends. she just killed herself the day before yesterday. im a fucking wreck.
How'd you know I was at my G-p's? STALKER. But Yeah, this is my other site dedicated to The Joker and most of all, the memory of Heath Ledger. How'd you find it?
Thanks so much for the watch! I hope I can continue to produce work that you enjoy. I'm a fairly diverse person so I hope you enjoy my many moods of work
Wow... That's the first time I got a comment from just watching someone and not leaving a comment anywhere... And I'll be looking foward to your many moods. Thanks for the thanks!
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I hope I can continue to produce work that you enjoy. I'm a fairly diverse person so I hope you enjoy my many moods of work 
If you don't mind me asking, what of my work did you see to make you want to watch me?